Viking Skills

To Be A Modern Viking Man

My Father was a very proud viking – he had slain a thousand warriors on the battlefield, give or take a hundred (depending on which other viking you ask and how drunk he or she is) – and now I am charged with that most wondrous of things to achieve: to follow in his footsteps, and to exceed his achievements if my capabilities allow it to be done so.

Only this modern age is hard for a viking, you know. More

Communication Woes

There are many challenges that a modern viking man must confront when living in the great city of London, or what I, in my oldy-worldy ways, prefer to call “the Big Smoke”. And no I am not talking about the persistant adverts for crazy things like laser hair removal… One of the greatest is communicating with other vikings. Yes, I could purchase a new-fangled “mobile phone” but I will not out of viking principle, and none of my More

Viking Services in a Digital Age

Welcome to my personal blog. I know I’m a little bit behind the times but I think you’ll find I’m the most up to date Viking out there. So here I am offering my services online:

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