Viking Skills

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Today, I had a rather an odd experience. My friends have been telling me I need to embrace more of what they call a “modern life”. I tend to find that the Viking way works best, but for once I decided to embrace what they were offering and try something. I must impress upon you that these things only tend to happen after we’ve sunk a few flagons of mead apiece, but for some reason this discussion/debate/drunken bet stuck with More

Oh, The Anguish

I am a modern day viking, living in London, but alas not everyone gives me the respect that I have earned in my many bloody battles! My biggest problem in day-to-day life? Health and safety, of course. Carrying my sword around presents all kinds of problems–there are rules for everything in this day and age. For example, If you want to go in to the country and kill a wild bore then you must have a license first. What lunacy More

My life as a modern day viking

It is both limiting and liberating to be a modern day Viking. It is limiting because I do not get to live the life of the noble savage that was glorified by my ancestors. It is liberating, because today there exist more opportunities for someone with an adventurous spirit and fearless mien.

Sometimes, I hark back to the bygone days when there were no morals or restrictions (or for that matter, complicated and confounding things like laser hair removal cheshire More

To Be A Modern Viking Man

My Father was a very proud viking – he had slain a thousand warriors on the battlefield, give or take a hundred (depending on which other viking you ask and how drunk he or she is) – and now I am charged with that most wondrous of things to achieve: to follow in his footsteps, and to exceed his achievements if my capabilities allow it to be done so.

Only this modern age is hard for a viking, you know. More

Communication Woes

There are many challenges that a modern viking man must confront when living in the great city of London, or what I, in my oldy-worldy ways, prefer to call “the Big Smoke”. And no I am not talking about the persistant adverts for crazy things like laser hair removal… One of the greatest is communicating with other vikings. Yes, I could purchase a new-fangled “mobile phone” but I will not out of viking principle, and none of my More

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